awesome the awesomest flash ever!

we haven't submitted this one to newgrounds, mainly because it is unfinished.
took us 4 hours to make 8.8 secs.

We present to you, AWESOME (shall be renamed soon)!

Ey Up, Chucks.

Woo as Travis to the Perkins said, we haven't had any funny posts recently.
We'll soon put a stop to THAT!

Imagine a world where the trees are made of wood, and the skyscrapers are made of metal. The ground is made of mud and lava. You may think "how could the world possibly go so wrong?" I am here to tell you how.
Once every Chuck Norris years, a large flying frubelpot does a backflip. This is due to cosmic variations in 4-d spacetime. I digress. When the frubelpot does these backflips, it causes an aura of amazement throughout the galaxy. This aura is always purple, and always wheelbarrow shaped. Anyways, this wheelbarrow picks up the earth (planet, not ground) and hurtles it at THE EVIL TURKABBAGE!.... The turkabbage is crushed and turns into a .pdf file and a wooden box. Then the aforementioned wheelbarrow realises it is in fact just an aura and what it has done is totally absurd. Then it realises that auras are not capable of thought. It injects itself with nitroglycerine Clicky. It a splode, making the earth fly towards its usual place. Then it stops at where it usually is, but it has a headache. It a splode. NEW EARTH BORN! It is a strange perverse echo of reality. The trees are made of wood. And the skyscrapers are made of metal, and the ground is made of mud and lava.

Stuff that's happening in the sea and on the land

Mooj penguin spotters

First of all, the title has nothing to do with the post other than the stuff bit. I just thought you'd like to know.

The beeswax: Lombro and I are getting down on some serious Flash stuff and will be posting it up when we get around to it.

It has come to my attention that we haven't had any very humorous postings lately so I will do one now.

Think of a grapefruit. It has a very tough skin and lovely juicy innards. Why don't we eat the skin? It's because the skins are actually billions of very tiny membranes that, when eaten, call you up on the phone and say "You're a git!" and ring off. But some people brave the dreaded grapefruit skin and think, "Surely I can ring them back and say "HAHA YOU SMELL!" and ring off." But when they tried this, it was all they could do not to run around in circles shouting "LEEKO, LEEKO, LEEKO, can't... stop... doing... the... can-can... must... resist..." Eventually the problem got worse and they could not stop doing the can-can. This caused a large public disturbance and so they were sent off into space to the Planet Of the Can-Caning Grapes and so they seemed to have gone.

Not long after that, a ship was seen on the Atlantic ocean that appeared like magic. The poeple were thinking "What on earth is going on?" What was going on was that the grapefruits were rebelling. Shouting things like "Why shouldn't we be eaten. We like calling people up and saying "You're a git!" and ringing off!"

And so the battle raged until one day, the grapefruits stopped. They had realized something. They didn't have any telephones and so therefore were unable to ring anyone up and say "You're a git!" and ring off in the first place. How, I hear you ask, could this be? There are many parts of science that have not been fully discovered by man. I aim to find out more.

This was a post about fruit.